Name: Keith Lowell Jensen (KLJ, KL Jelly, Jerk Ass Director)

Bio: I've been an MC for Spike and Mike's Animation Festival. I was the founder and first person to retire from The Trash Film Orgy. I've gone way past 2nd base with a girl, though I'm still looking for a home run. My home page is www.RockAss.net

Favorite parts played in ICBINC:
1. Jerk Ass Director
2. Death
3.
Homeless sign guy
in wheelchair
4.
Necro-Scabulous

Proudest ICBINC moment:
1.
Forgetting lines during the talk
and rewriting it on stage.
2. Building the stage, the lights
    and producing our first shows
completely independently.
Four of 'em in one year.
3.
Convincing all these other
    suckers to do this without
    paying any of them a dime.
4.
Playing the SF Sketchfest,
and having sold out shows
at the Knitting Factory and
The Derby in LA.

 


Most trying moment on tour: Playing in Tempe and finding out the opening act consisted of five white women pretending to be muslim women with machine guns and bad arabic accents. It was one of the most offensive thing I've ever seen on stage, and we got to follow them. It went okay though. We had a great show.

What would be a more fitting name for ICBINC: "Keith Lowell Jensen... and Friends (but Mostly Keith Lowell Jensen)". or maybe "Give Us Ten Dollars".

What have you given up to be in ICBINC:
My Life. But it wasn't much of a life anyway. Just sitting around listening to comedy records. God I miss those days.

My myspace.com page. Be my friend.

And also check out my other projects.

Do you really collect Barbie's: Yes. Okay. I collect Barbies. I also love to watch Singing In The Rain, Cabaret, Chicago, and just about any other musical that comes on the TV. I'm secure in my heterosexuality. I'm not gonna be ashamed of what I like. So there. I also like shoes and striped pants that fit my ass well. Big deal. And also having sex with men.

Comedy Influences: Chris Morris, Marx Brothers, Blues Brothers, Charlie Chaplin, Shelly Berman, Carol Burnette, Bob Newhart, Early SNL, Monty Python, All In The Family, Woody Allen, The Holy Bible, not in that order.

Would You Ever... Most certainly not. Unless of course you're treating.


 

 

 

 

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